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1Quest

1Quest is a roguelike, a challenging turn based RPG with high replay value This is one of the worst games I have ever played, downright ugly and awful to play. The controls are horrendous, the art style is ugly and it’s not fun at all. Would I play this again? Never.

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1993 Space Machine

Space shooters never die. 1993 is a testament to that. 1993 is a classic shoot em up celebrating games like Gradius, R-Type and Life Force. This is a brilliantly fun and short game. It’s a shoot em up of the bullet hell kind, and while I never usually enjoy these type of games simply because …

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1954 Alcatraz

1954: Alcatraz – The cash is out there. But who will get it?Joe’s doing 40 years on Alcatraz for a heist on an armored truck. The loot is still hidden out there, but only Joe knows where it is. In the streets of San Francisco, Joe’s ex-accomplices and his wife are eager to find the …

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140

140 is a challenging minimalistic platformer with abstract colorful graphics. Rhythmic awareness is required to overcome obstacles controlled by an energetic, yet melancholic electronic soundtrack. This is a pixel-perfect rhythmic platformer and, as a white man, I have no rhythm and I am dog awful at platformers. It’s such a well made game and there’s …

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12 Labours of Hercules V: Kids of Hellas

With your help, Hercules must return the kids home, blow up the factory that produces the evil toys, and lead a strategic operation to destroy Ares’ command transmitter in 12 Labours of Hercules V: Kids of Hellas! Same shit different day, no improvement on the fourth entry, but that’s fine, at least it wasn’t a …

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12 Labours of Hercules IV: Mother Nature

The legendary hero Hercules and his wife Megara are back, ready to embark on their next adventure! The Gods are outraged at their defeat and have summoned a fearsome beast who can match Hercules’s god-like strength. This is the best of the series so far! A few different gameplay elements have been added, the screens …

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12 Labours of Hercules III: Girl Power

Help Megara free the hero and then accompany him in all of his adventures, including the forest of the Amazons and Mount Olympus in 12 Labours of Hercules III: Girl Power! This is more like a sequel to the original! Less clutter, slightly different non-story, introductions of a few new mechanics, and the same old …

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12 Labours of Hercules II: The Cretan Bull

The evil goddess Hera has frightened the great Cretan bull! The bull is going wild and ruining the roads and many buildings. Help Hercules save the day by taming the great Cretan Bull. This is pretty much the same game as its predecessor, except the developers have decided in their wisdom to make the screen …

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12 Labours of Hercules

Accompany Hercules on a quest to rescue his wife, kidnapped by the evil Hades in 12 Labours of Hercules! You’ll meet heroes from Ancient Greece as you vanquish beasts, repair roads and construct wonders in this stunning Time Management game! This is a point and click time management game with very little brain power needed, …

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12 is Better Than 6

12 is Better Than 6 is a dynamic top-down shooter with stealth elements, presented in a Wild West theme. The story puts you in the shoes of an escaped slave fleeing to the United States in 1873. The games art style is unique and very pretty to look at, mainly black and white with the …